GOP Website Brings Out The Crazy: The Funniest Quotes From 'America Speaking Out' (PICTURES)

I came late to this particular party (shout-out to MollilBlum), and having reviewed a few comments here, I shall not tarry long in getting to the site, creating a faux profile ("faux-file?"), and enjoying reading all of the fine, fine work you've all done.
Thank you for bringing this insane waste of "my/ours/their/somebody's/everybody's" tax dollars (known, by Republicans, when Democrats do it, as "Socialist jiggery-pokery") to our collective attention.
We of the Q-com salute you with kisses upon both your upper cheeks, fond fondlings of the nether ones, and much admiration, wrapped in warm affection, garnished with satire, presented on a bed of pastiche . . . with croutons.
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Palin: Maddow Was 'Prejudiced' In Her Rand Paul Interview

Sarah Palin has the brain (note use of the single noun form) of a møøse. (I LOVE the "ø" - wherever do people find these things?)



Rachel Maddow IS, however, prejudiced. She has an extreme bias that prefers fact over fantasy.
About Rand Paul
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Man Sucked Into Sausage Machine

No matter how one slices it, I'm glad you mustard up the courage to joke about this. Others have brat their opinions; some think it bologna, but I've relished reading all of these terrible puns. Having been away, I'm glad I was able to catsup on these only recently; I'd been spread too thin to take the thyme to enjoy these moments of rye wit. I'm sure some seedy adolescent sauerbraten some other place (Hollandaise a place that comes to mind) wishes he/she had your knack ("Wurst," indeed). Nonetheless, one would shudder to be found in such a pickle, being tempted to ask if the victim had been hitting the sauce before finding himself in a jam.

Many condiments to you all,

Loaf,

T
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Gay Activists ARRESTED Outside Sen. Dick Durbin's Chicago Office

I co-moderate the Queer Poetry group over on YaHell. We chose the name as our own, just as NWA used the "N-word." We're tired out and exhausted from fighting in the face of entrenched opposition and disinformation campaigns from discredited groups (still being given equal time in the interest of "fair and balanced coverage"). We're no longer gay.

We're here. We're queer. Get used to it - and get in step with the last decade of the 20th Century.
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White House: Kagan 'Volunteered' Info On Sexuality Before SCOTUS Nomination

Steven Colbert has brilliantly pointed out that the Elena "Kagan's a dyke" rumour-mongering began at a Rupert Murdoch/FOX source, was reported through FOX sources, and continues to be talked about and examined by FOX stations, newspapers, and others.



Of COURSE they'll say Kagan's a dyke. She fits every single stereotype they can dredge up out of the darkest corners of their corrupt souls, which they carefully craft, hone, and slant as they present "fair and balanced" coverage. Even if she were tall, blonde, willowy, and a mother of three (widow of a war hero, who single-handedly put herself through school while raising her half-orphaned brood), they'd make her out to be a dyke because . . . it's the easiest smear, and they will stop at nothing to prevent progress in this country.



Rupert Murdoch left Australia, crushed English press labor unions, debased their media, and then became an American citizen explicitly so that he could buy a controlling interest in 20th Centruy Fox. He hopes to develop cozy ties with China so that he can control a large portion of their media, as well. He hopes to dominate the globe - and he will brook no resistance (especially not from Barack Obama) from any nominee, representative, judge, or executive who might present a problem for his reactionary and ruthless agenda.
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Sarah Palin: American Law Should Be 'Based On The God Of The Bible And The Ten Commandments'

The fundies would be the first to burn her at the stake, citing as their rationale: "She stuck with that adulterer, so she condones adultery second-hand."



Because they're too lazy to gather the stones for a proper public kill-fest (which, being a communal action, would be dangerously close to "communism"), they'll opt to build a fire of acceptable items (books, art, and those always-flaming faggots and other assorted heretics), and fire it up with the SaraVonarola 2012 Torchmaster (fueled with BP/Exxon gas).



Then, they will gather at the river and sing a few choruses of "And They'll Know We're Christians By Our Love."
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Sarah Palin: American Law Should Be 'Based On The God Of The Bible And The Ten Commandments'

What colour is the sky

Where the shining plains gleam?

And what planet, and why

Embrace Mad Sarah Palin's dream?

Let gays and infidels arise

To marvel at Mad Sarah's skys,

While I, a crippled Wiccan bard,

Ponder Alaska in Sarah's back yard.

In Sarah Palin's
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